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Ron Swanson - All Quote Pack (23 Glasses) - Parks and Rec D.O.F Whiskey/Bourbon/Scotch (Round or Square)


This listing is for all 23 Ron Swanson quote 13oz. D.O.F engraved glasses. This gorgeous set of glasses is deep etched with sand for a look that will last forever.

This set will include the following quotes per glass:

1: People are idiots
2:History began July 4th 1776. Anything before then was a mistake.
3:Camping without beer is just sitting in the woods.
4:Dammit woman
5:Income tax is illegal
6:Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong
7:I am not a sore loser, it's just that I prefer to win, and when I don't, I get furious.
8:Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
9:When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I really don't care about them.
10:Put some alcohol in your mouth, to block the words from coming out.
11:If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.
12:Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
13:There is no wrong way to consume alcohol.
14:Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
15:Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.
16:Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
17:I regret nothing. The end.
18:I hate everything.
19:I know more than you.
20:Why government matters: it doesn't.
21:There will be alcohol there, so I will go as well.
22:There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk which is water that's lying about being milk.
23:Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.